Have you ever thought about saying #5 to the kids? It might help! http://thestir.cafemom.com/big_kid/162880/18_best_comebacks_for_when?utm_medium=sm&utm_source=pinterest&utm_content=thestir
Smart moms learn to be a nurse, at least partially. You can't run to the doctor for anything, get some smart skills under your belt for the next catastrophe!