I want to talk to you so bad but I'm just going to sit here in hopes that you start the conversation first

Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.

Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.

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What really grinds my gears

I believe Carolyn, Jennifer Lawrence, and I have something in common. We would all react the same way in this situation. Cheers!

The beauty about Ursula is that she held up her part of the bargain, gave Ariel 3 days to kiss the Prince. Nowhere did Ursula say she could not interfere. It reflects how real life contracts work... Student loans for example.


When you've asked someone to repeat themselves two times already and didn't understand them the third time.

Have the darker brown on exterior door, the black from adjoining bath

Unless your at your best friends house, then you hit them with a pillow and say "WAKE UP! IM HUNGRY AND WANT BREAKFAST"

April Fools!

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every morning...not just Mondays

Fact is, you're just not pretty enough to get away with being a bitch.

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11-year-old girl escapes arranged marriage. This breaks my heart into a million pieces. She is amazing.

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This is my Mama with all the grandsons! I hope my grandchildren feel the same about me!•.¸.•´ ` ❤☆.¸.☆ *❤•.¸.•´ `•.¸.•´ ` ❤☆.¸.☆.

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I was religious with this show for years because it said stuff like this!

#celebratedivorce #trashthedress

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18 Jokes That Will Definitely Make You Groan. My dad would probably love these.

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