Have you ever thought about saying #5 to the kids? It might help! http://thestir.cafemom.com/big_kid/162880/18_best_comebacks_for_when?utm_medium=sm&utm_source=pinterest&utm_content=thestir
I like the idea of using a tension rod between the two shelves for a curtain to create a stage for puppet shows or talent performances or hide things before company comes over! Plus I'm pretty sure everything here is from IKEA!