Bahaha!! Of all the responses to Disney buying LucasFilm, this is the best. I know they own the rights to MarvelStudios and Pixar and haven't messed those up but still. Even if they continue with Lucas' storyline of Han and Leia's kids . . . still
Fangorn or Treebeard by thalion-art. "My name is growing all the time, and I’ve lived a very long, long time; so my name is like a story. Real names tell you the story of the things they belong to in my language, in the Old Entish as you might.
When most people hear that line they imagine the young doctor in his suspenders running into the TARDIS, but few imagine the fact that it was the first incarnation; he himself was an old man when he ran away.
The Wired Teacup – Kinzie Kensington. 1 oz Alize Red Passion, 1/2 oz Strawberry Liqueur, 1/2 oz Chambord, Fill with half Red Bull half Pink Lemonade, Add a red twizzler to finish.