A well converted Russian ZIL 4906 amphibious vehicle. I can just imagine what our Water-Police would say, if you would try to rove around one of the larger Swiss Lakes in it.
The Peaceful Progression Wakeup Clock - Hammacher Schlemmer $80 to spare? This wakes you up with gradually brightening lights, nature sounds, and aromatherapy.
This picture doesn't do this aircraft justice. I watched them do this in Afghanistan literally 15 feet off the deck at 300+ mph. I'm glad I've never been on the bad side of these things.