Even if you have read one good book in your life, you will know what reading gives. It gives you incomparable pleasure. While there is no doubt about the fact that reading is a priceless activity,
Nerd Quirk # 113. my friends AND family. my dad used to quiz me on books, because he thought I hadn't actually read them. he eventually stopped. "Yes, Dad. I really did just read that whole book in two hours. It's not a big deal."
A diamond smuggling investigation leads James Bond to Las Vegas, where he uncovers an extortion plot headed by his nemesis, Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Director: Guy Hamilton
On the other hand, if you need subtitles, that means you /want/ to know what the snakes are saying, so therefore, you are also going to be accused of Dark Arts.