"If either uttered a single word, their whole night would be banished to the past tense and reduced to a good time and goodbye." --The Creaking Tree (Marquette)
A gigantic crack has appeared in the foothills of the Bighorn Mountains in northern Wyoming. This crack isn’t just a few meters wide, mind you: it has opened up a gap 685 meters (2,250 feet) long and 45 meters (150 feet) wide. The locals are somewhat