I finished a book recently, as I crawled into bed, I sighed and said 'I miss them', to which my husband asked 'Who?' and I was forced to say the people in my book, they are real to me and after 11 novels they should be.
Nerd Quirk # 113. my friends AND family. my dad used to quiz me on books, because he thought I hadn't actually read them. he eventually stopped. "Yes, Dad. I really did just read that whole book in two hours. It's not a big deal."
A diamond smuggling investigation leads James Bond to Las Vegas, where he uncovers an extortion plot headed by his nemesis, Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Director: Guy Hamilton
On the other hand, if you need subtitles, that means you /want/ to know what the snakes are saying, so therefore, you are also going to be accused of Dark Arts.