Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.
When I recommend a favorite book to someone, I find that I'm jealous of the fact that they get to read it for the first time.
Yeah, this may be why we nerds are so attached to it....we feel like we made the trip our fecking selves
I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking everything she sees with the hope that it might magically solve all her problems.
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The one ya should be stalking, is him...tell him to stop calling me late at night and texting me how much he needs me. No shame.
I deserve a medal for staying with you as long as I did... Maybe I shouldn't listened to the 5874 people that told me you were a shitty human being.
